Nakedness of the Face.

I entered New Zealand with facial hair. I rather like having a beard, and I'm told that I look quite dashing and rather sexy with it. Unfortunatly, I can't stand having one on for too long. So before the Great Adventure, with the help of my good friend Justin, and with the added help of Blaine and Harry, I eliminated the animal fur growing on my face.

This is my before picture, it shows me contemplating this last, great sacrifice that I'm about to make. It also shows the full beard, before I got at it with my razor.

Step 1 of the sexification process. Eliminate any beard hair not contiguous with the facial muscles-complete!

Step 2: Hulkification. Complete.

Not many people realize this, but the power of the Hulkstace lies not in its ability to intimidate, but in it's ability to look precious when viewed in the proper light. This is that light.

Step 3: The VP. I take no credit for this one. The "Vinnie-Paul" is all Justin's idea. In case you can't tell from the picture, there're some notches cut into the sideburns, which only serves to make me that much more hardcore.

Step 4: I honestly don't even know what to call this one. Disturbing, gay, and oh-mi-god-what-the-blue-blazes-is-that!? were only a few of the reactions that I recieved on step 4.

I'll call it The Creepyness.

Step 5: The Paul. Welcome to me with just a mustache. Now you know why I grow the full beard.

Step 6: Heil Butko! I know this picture is going to come back to haunt me. So it is with great reservations that I post it. Nonetheless, you know it gives you giggles.

Step last: Sexification Complete! Now I'm ready to roll. . .